Trendy trends that are trending like a MoFo!

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Today we are gonna talk about 5 superfoods that will grant you immortality within a week, after describing 10 ways to lose weight while injecting pure hog fat into your bloodstream!
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Afterwards, we will show you everything that is blowing up insanely, in world news: GERMANY IS INVANDING GREECE! (with rating agencies downgrades), and vampire fish are falling from he sky!!!

As it turns out chocolate cures cancer in haste, while eating vegetables gives you fulminant ass cancer instantly!!!

Also, a tiny cute hamster rode on a cat's back to the county fair.

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